Well...didn't see this happening tonight.
Went out to a country bar with a couple of work friends. Hadn't been to this place before, but it turns out it's infamous for its mechanical bull.
Eventually my entire group had ridden the thing, albeit with varying success. Feeling dat peer pressure, I gave it a try - try been the key word here.
Now I'm a big dude - pushing 290 currently. I was definitely more drunk than sober, but by no means without my motor skills.
That said, I simply wasn't able to lift my *** over the bull to get a good position on it - pretty much had my entire group starring at me.
I played it off like I was wayyy too intoxicated for my own good, and they bought it from what I can tell.
But since then -- this was about 2 hours ago -- I can stop wishing one of the girls had called me out on it.
I would have loved for one of them to tease me for being so fat, and then taken me home and stuffed me like the fat pig I am.
Still not sure how I feel about all of this -- very new to this community. But, I am excited.
Went out to a country bar with a couple of work friends. Hadn't been to this place before, but it turns out it's infamous for its mechanical bull.
Eventually my entire group had ridden the thing, albeit with varying success. Feeling dat peer pressure, I gave it a try - try been the key word here.
Now I'm a big dude - pushing 290 currently. I was definitely more drunk than sober, but by no means without my motor skills.
That said, I simply wasn't able to lift my *** over the bull to get a good position on it - pretty much had my entire group starring at me.
I played it off like I was wayyy too intoxicated for my own good, and they bought it from what I can tell.
But since then -- this was about 2 hours ago -- I can stop wishing one of the girls had called me out on it.
I would have loved for one of them to tease me for being so fat, and then taken me home and stuffed me like the fat pig I am.
Still not sure how I feel about all of this -- very new to this community. But, I am excited.
10 years