Gaining

I'm very, very happy to read about delayed effects!

Also, I've been making sure to eat or drink something very sugary at the same time as drinking the cream shakes in the hope that it'll stimulate a glycemic response. A bit hardcore perhaps, but I don't intend to go quite this full-on for long.

I don't know much about the Paleo Diet, but I do know that it is unlikely that adult Palaeolithic humans would have consumed cream, since Lactase persistence is a relatively recent adaptation among (predominantly, I believe) Europeans. Also, diets involving high fat consumption are (again, to my limited knowledge) ketogenic in nature, thus relying upon very low carbohydrate intake in order to facilitate weight loss.

So, those of us whose bodies are not in ketosis and who consume a lot of dairy-fat calories?

We're going to get fat.

Of course - that makes sense.



Fellow mad scientist here. We should team up.

Slowly at first. I was a bit too gung-ho to begin with and suffered 5 hours of nausea for my efforts. Lesson learned the hard way.

Been mixing heavy cream with chocolate milk since Last Thursday, im up 7 lbs but I am SOOOO much jigglier.

I tried heavy cream for about two weeks.
Really hated the taste and the consistency.
I would drink a pint a day for two days the off two days.
I had been on a gaining cycle anyway so I'm not sure if it did much.

Heavy and heavy whipping are two different products. Whipping cream has slightly less fat in it than standard heavy (or double, in the UK) cream, the reason being that if you whip double/heavy cream, it's a little too dense.

Clotted cream has its place, namely on a scone with jam, but it's not ideal for adding to shakes due to its viscosity.

I've recently have been wanting to gain weight and get so fat. So on Thursday, I bought a pint of Heavy Whipping Cream and a bottle of chocolate refuel. Well I ended up drinking all of that on Friday, so yesterday I bought a quart of cream and a half gallon of chocolate whole milk. I've drank at least 6 or 7 16 oz. cups of chocolate milk and cream shakes within the past three days and my god it's really working well! I love the results I've gotten so far, and I can't wait to see how much fatter I get by drinking these shakes. I'm taking a break from drinking one today, I mean I took a few sips of one shake about an hour ago but I want to leave the rest for tomorrow when I go out and get some weight gain powder and a scale. I'm not sure how much I weighed before drinking this delicious fattening shake, but I'm excited to see how much I weigh by tomorrow. In about an hour or so I'll be eating either a triple cheeseburger from Wendy's or a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese from McDonalds. I'm sure I'll be pretty huge within a few months if I continue to drink these shakes.