LardOverkill: I fantasize about having my own slobby fat pet piggy girl. I would love to have her act like a pig, crawling on all fours, snorting and oinking, wearing ears and a tail. I would love to fatten her up as much as I could, even if she grew so obese that she couldn't get out of bed and waddle around anymore. Her room would be her own little pig pen, covered in trash and food debris. I would love to feed her all sorts of delicious fattening food, rubbing her blubber and telling her how huge she's getting. She would be my prized hog.