Gaining

Excuses for overeating

I know we don't need excuses for ourselves, but what do you say when a civilian gives you a funny look for overeating?

1. "I can't get these doughnuts [burgers, hot dogs, poutine, baignets] at home, have to appreciate them while I'm here!"

2. "Hey, it's my cheat day!"

3. "Just been backpacking for five days, I'm starving!"

Any others?
6 years

Excuses for overeating

HectorTiwiIslands:
"I'm trying to become morbidly obese".

*Everyone in the room gives very very odd look*


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6 years

Excuses for overeating

"I gotta keep my pants up!"
6 years

Excuses for overeating

No left overs!
6 years

Excuses for overeating

Not sure when I'll be eating next....*
I didn't have any breakfast this morning**

* = I know it'll be the next soonest possibility.
** - flat out lie
6 years

Excuses for overeating

PinkyDear:
At my size?!?
They expect me to overeat!


Same goes for me. If I just got a salad, people would be shocked.
6 years

Excuses for overeating

After a work potluck I just eat as much as the leftovers I can as "less to clean up" at the end of the day.
6 years

Excuses for overeating

bills225:
Pat my belly and say "I didn't get this fat by not eating".


Or "What's the point of being fat if you can't EAT?"
6 years

Excuses for overeating


giantjay:
Same goes for me. If I just got a salad, people would be shocked.


That's a classic bigger woman complaint, people expressing surprise when she just has a salad.
6 years

Excuses for overeating

"Wasting food is a sin".
6 years
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