That I could eat (and digest) 3 or 4 times my body weight! Oh no!! that ice cream truck has crashed - all this lovely ice cream will melt if something isn't done! Look, waddling down the street, it's Gluttony Man!
Faster than a speeding pizza delivery truck, rounder than he is tall, able to wipe out Hometown Buffet in a single sitting! Gluttony Man!
I'm a 39 year old geek!