General

touche, have you ever considered writing for ED?

When I was a kid and a school nurse hassled me about my weight, my father said 'You have my permission to answer her next time with "Better fat in the ass than in the head".' Never had to use it, but love havin' it in my pocket.

And as for noses and such? SOOOOOOOOO not ok to use any kind of identity--ethnic, racial, religious, body size, sexuality, ANYthing--as part of an insult. It's just ethically wrong, so let's not. And no, I don't need to get a sense of humour, I have a very robust, carefully nurtured and well-respected one, many thanks. Yeah.