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Could be argued that they are better at oral because they are hungry...☺

Willing to help but too fa away.

Newbury, Berkshire. Is that SE enough?

surely the answer is to put some more weight on in that area? Then the fat will kind of rotate rather then rub and chafe.

If you feel it's gonna go under the strain, you should perhaps put a video camera in situ to capture the moment they give way!

Bit of a tip form someone who used to run a pizza shop - if you're hungry cut it into 6 slices - if you're really hungry, vut it into 8! (I used to use that line on the drunks who came into the shop!)