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Farleysmom
7 years
Pantene Pro-V dry shampoo really works. It's nice not having to wash my sea otter-thick hair every day... Anyone else eat an entire pizza this evening?
Farleysmom
7 years
I thought the Christmas pig's ears were all gone, but it turned out there was one left, so Farley's enjoying that. 
Farleysmom
7 years
It took me a while to figure out that the user name "BHMinOK" meant "BHM in OK(lahoma). I thought it had something to do with Minnesota.
Farleysmom
7 years
Really shocked that no one teased me about this. LOL
Rickeb
7 years
If you had dyslexia,you could have read it as "BHMOinK,LOL.
Farleysmom
7 years
Page 76 of the March issue of People Style Watch shows Jane Birkin looking chubby, belly button visible through her shirt, with no comment on her weight, just assistant fashion editor Ashley Kiely raving about her style. I LOVE this body positive magazine; it's so much better than "Vogue" and "Harper's Bazaar."
Farleysmom
7 years
If you live outside the United States and have never eaten banana bread, you are missing out on something amazing. Type "easy BanAna bread recipe" into a search engine and convert the American measurements to metric if necessary. Have fun!
Farleysmom
7 years
Junior Mints Pastels do taste like chocolate.
Farleysmom
7 years
It is difficult to fill a water bottle while dancing to "What is Love?" By Haddaway, but I managed.
Farleysmom
7 years
The joke was in a text: "PROPER CARE OF A STAMP COLLECTION" --"YES" (photo of stamps in acid-free envelopes); "NO" (Stamps artfully arranged on my scantily clad body.)
Farleysmom
7 years
I finally got someone to laugh at a fat joke I made about myself for the first time in 4 1/2 years. That was like getting laid for the first time in 4 1/2 years.
Farleysmom
7 years
Going to go ogle BHMs and be super-creepy! (JK! LOL)
Farleysmom
7 years
The Hunkemoller looks like a great place to buy a bra. You're definitely going to get a good fit when the bras are available in sizes 1 through 5. (Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.)
