As italian you should eat pasta. A lot of, a pound or so. Amatriciana sauce, tasty, greasy, fattening... With a ton of cheese. And a dessert. Very creamy. Like tiramisu or panna cotta. Wear loose pants.
Perfect, I love you to fat for your jeans.
Such a growing butterball! When you got those jeans not long ago they were loose... and now there is no hope of fitting in them. Since you're only going to get fatter (so so much fatter!) move up 6 sizes so you'll be able to wear them for next month.