Two pans of Pizza Hut Chicken Alfredo and 5 cheesesticks. Gotta eat big to get big, right?
I think my immense enjoyment of teasing/humiliation ensures that I will never try to lose weight ever again. I'm a slave for the fat life.
I love the ever-increasing contrast between myself and those who maintain better fitness than me.
That heavenly moment when even Facebook friends begin to comment on how fat I am looking.