Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 9 years
If there's one thing that I'm good at, it's getting people all sorts of defensive.
Murphy 9 years
Today I just need to be getting smothered by belly flab. Seriously.
Murphy 9 years
Honestly you can be plenty open about a good deal of it, like not wanting to lose weight. It's not something to hide.
Murphy 9 years
I also love how "hiding it" usually correlates with being ashamed of your fat partner and not introducing her to your family/friends.
Murphy 9 years
I love how there is no real reason to discuss your sexual interests with your family unless it comes up.
Murphy 9 years
If someone's not interested in talking to you, no message is going to make them interested, no matter how personalized.
Murphy 9 years
What's the prize if someone finishes it?
Murphy 9 years
Well you usually have to pay for a good massage. Kinda sucks since they're a bit pricey, but worth it.
Murphy 9 years
Ah hell, I'm hungry and don't know what to do for lunch.
Murphy 9 years
Mondays are pretty awful.
Murphy 9 years
I don't watch traditional porn. There's a loooooot of reasons for that, and a bunch of reasons why you shouldn't.
Murphy 9 years
obsessed: Tiffany Cushinberry's husband, Andy, has clips on Clips4Sale. He's a pretty supersized BHM.
Murphy 9 years
Because I'm damn near broke and need the money for stuff like food!
Murphy 9 years
Fallout 3 is on sale for $5 on Steam for the next 2 hours. My willpower just has to last that long.
Murphy 9 years
Definitely misread "cook out".
Murphy 9 years
I really want a game where Zelda saves Prince Link.
Murphy 9 years
Perhaps that's because they only existed on paper.
Murphy 9 years
Is carrot cake Mexican, though?
Murphy 9 years
I've met feedees who are nearly 600 pounds now; not just through here, but other sites as well.
Murphy 9 years
Tim Howard is more than human. He's gotta be cybernetically enhanced.
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