NoMoYoYo:
I went to buy some new shirts today. While trying them on in the change room, I saw myself in the mirror - I look massive.
My reflection doesn't look like that at home, but for whatever reason it does in this change room.
As a side note, the XXXL shirts fit over my gut, but the sleeves are really long. Some of the unfortunate tradeoffs from being a short, fat guy.
I can understand that all too well