Gaining

How do you know you're a glutton?

Surely if you can sincerely recite the Glutton's Pledge you're one...but that's raising the bar pretty high. What are the minimal criteria?
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

Is eating a large pizza then despite feeling sick to your stomach gorging on a pint of Haagen daaz count?
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

AskDrFeeder:
Surely if you can sincerely recite the Glutton's Pledge you're one...but that's raising the bar pretty high. What are the minimal criteria?


What is the Glutton's Pledge? smiley
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

Onlychubby:
Is eating a large pizza then despite feeling sick to your stomach gorging on a pint of Haagen daaz count?

Bigfatbellyfan:
This one gets it.

How often do you eat in this manner?


It’s been happening a lot more lately but at least a couple times a week.
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

AskDrFeeder:
Surely if you can sincerely recite the Glutton's Pledge you're one...but that's raising the bar pretty high. What are the minimal criteria?

littlejohnboy:
What is the Glutton's Pledge? smiley


Oops, sorry! askdrfeeder.dyndns.org/pledge.html
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

AskDrFeeder:
Surely if you can sincerely recite the Glutton's Pledge you're one...but that's raising the bar pretty high. What are the minimal criteria?

littlejohnboy:
What is the Glutton's Pledge? smiley

AskDrFeeder:
Oops, sorry! askdrfeeder.dyndns.org/pledge.html


I like it! Thanks!

May I copy and paste it here?
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

AskDrFeeder:
Surely if you can sincerely recite the Glutton's Pledge you're one...but that's raising the bar pretty high. What are the minimal criteria?

littlejohnboy:
What is the Glutton's Pledge? smiley

AskDrFeeder:
Oops, sorry! askdrfeeder.dyndns.org/pledge.html

littlejohnboy:
I like it! Thanks!

May I copy and paste it here?


Okay, but only if you add the link to your profile! smiley
5 years

How do you know you're a glutton?

AskDrFeeder:
Surely if you can sincerely recite the Glutton's Pledge you're one...but that's raising the bar pretty high. What are the minimal criteria?

littlejohnboy:
What is the Glutton's Pledge? smiley

AskDrFeeder:
Oops, sorry! askdrfeeder.dyndns.org/pledge.html

littlejohnboy:
I like it! Thanks!

May I copy and paste it here?

AskDrFeeder:
Okay, but only if you add the link to your profile! smiley


Done. smiley

I, __________, promise to eat all I want, of whatever I want, whenever I want. 

I will eat when I'm sad to cheer myself up.

I will eat when I'm happy for the sheer joy of it.

I will learn to enjoy eating even when I'm full.

My belly will grow and proudly proclaim my devotion.

My appetite will become greedier, allowing me to eat even more.

I will rejoice when people criticize my weight, for they confirm my progress.

I will rejoice when people criticize my appetite, for they confirm my confidence.

I will gain and not be ashamed; on the contrary, I will feast in celebration.

I will eat joyfully and bear my new pounds cheerfully, so as to be an inspiration to others.

I will eat.

And eat.

And eat!
5 years