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Sex is like pizza, even if it's done bad, it's still good.

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5 years

Sex is like pizza, even if it's done bad, it's still good.

Pizza can be very hit and miss.

Sometimes there's cheaper pizza that isn't half bad for the expense.

Cost is not a guarantee that it will be great. I remember one time, I had a "large" pizza which I believe was 14" or 16" from a local joint, that was $25. It was so bad that eating half of it over two days was a trial, and I tried to force myself to eat it, it was so bad. I couldn't take it anymore and had to throw out the rest of it.

Pizza Hut and Papa John's would have been better, and cheaper. Even Dominos would have been better.
5 years