My favorite part is this:
Unlike other simple men of this website, our encounters will be strictly professional. I am not your friend, not your fan, not a doormat. I call the shots, you obey, it is firm but fair. since it is my money, i don't have any incentive to do this at all so all our deals are on my terms otherwise the conversation will be terminated by me as there is no room for negotiation. I don't want to or have to buy you any food, YOU have to convince me that I should buy your food and it will take more than words.
Who does this moron think he is? She, whatever. Wow.
4 years