When we matched, I was so happy. You were way out of my league. Real 10/10 looker. As we got talking the chemistry was absolutely electric. Days of messages, Flirtatious tangents, everything. I was so happy when you asked me out on a Date, felt like I won the lottery.
I was a little confused when you suggested an all you can eat buffet for dinner… but I’m not turning down a date with someone as sexy, thin, and gorgeous as you.
Fast forward to the restaurant, I get there first. I’m just playing on my phone after I text you I’m seated. When all of the sudden, this *larger* lady takes the seat across from me. I don’t really recognize her at first.
“Hey James so nice to finally see you in person!”
And my jaw drops to the floor.
It’s you.
You’re my date.
But you look a little
Bigger than your pictures…
No wonder you picked the buffet
1 week
