Pyre


Salem, Oregon, United States  
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Pyre 9 years
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Pyre 9 years
This irritating spam-bot, "Adrianna," has been sending me fake Facebook friend requests for no less than three yeas.
The Donut King 7 years
Still?
Pyre 9 years
There is no...polite way to tell someone that they are too emotionally unstable to date, is there.
Pyre 9 years
...you know, it is odd. The context of my post disappeared when the page refreshed itself.
Pyre 9 years
We all know how this story ends.
Pyre 9 years
Hmmm, I see. Thank you for the clarification.
Pyre 9 years
What does it mean when a person's photo appears, but attempting to visit their profile lands you at the "no items found" screen?
Pyre 9 years
Wait, the album preview counts?
Pyre 9 years
Not to throw any fetishes under the proverbial bus, but there are much, much weirder fetishes.
Pyre 9 years
And, the natural smell of a man tends to vary between "unpleasant" and "horrifying" if my past experiences with laundry have anything to say about it.
Pyre 9 years
That depends on the cologne, really...
Pyre 9 years
It's empty. Thank you very much for clarifying, though. What a relief.
Pyre 9 years
I have no clue.
Pyre 9 years
I got 62 messages with the subject line "*** YOU!" (literally.)
Pyre 9 years
I have to say, I feel the same way, anonn.
Pyre 9 years
Do you WANT to stop, Frosty?
Pyre 9 years
What do you intend to start with?
Pyre 9 years
I, on the other hand, am sure you can. Don't be afraid to indulge.
Pyre 9 years
And why can't you?
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