Farleysmom


Des Moines, Iowa, United States  
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Farleysmom 6 years
My stomach feels like it's going to burst! Pics on my profile.
Ccwolf60 6 years
Always room for desert smiley
Farleysmom 6 years
I just saw, "Farleysmom joined 2 years" under my avatar. My mind is blown. I can't believe it's been 2 years already! Time flies when you're having fun.
Farleysmom 6 years
Did anyone else drink 8 liters of Pineapple Crush, sh*t their pants while jogging, and abandon their underwear in the woods today?
Farleysmom 6 years
I just baked brownies in a skillet. I need to buy more pans.
Farleysmom 6 years
I wish my dishes were more Frasier-eclectic and less Martin-eclectic. I made bad decisions in my twenties.
Farleysmom 6 years
I would SO fill a Chihuly with candy!
Farleysmom 6 years
lifestyle tips forum
Prospective girlfriend dilemma!
Farleysmom 6 years
Farleysmom 6 years
Mony got outside twice tonight. I think she's mad because I put a collar on her. Pic on my profile.
Farleysmom 6 years
R.I.P. Jerry Lewis. Thanks for all the laughs.
Farleysmom 6 years
"Lady" is no longer a boring name for a dog because of you. :')
Farleysmom 6 years
Autocorrect mangled that.
Boundandfeed 6 years
He did live a long life.
Farleysmom 6 years
While walking Farley the other day, found a discarded shoe that looked almost exactly like the shoes I was wearing. Did not save it, ewwww. New canker and hoarding pics on my profile.
Farleysmom 6 years
*c.ankle
Farleysmom 6 years
OMG, I scraped some money together returning a flowerpot, and I just had the most AMAZING thing at the Pleasant Hill Farmer's Market: Pork On Pork from Willie's BBQ of Iowa--pulled pork on a quarter pound brat. Perfection. Pic on my profile. (Of me, not the Pork On Pork.)
Farleysmom 6 years
I realized last night that I have been overfeeding my cat.😨
Farleysmom 6 years
I thought I was feeding her 1 cup a day, but I've been feeding her 2 cups by mistake. Damn it!
Farleysmom 6 years
New lingerie pic. If you laugh, you don't win. 100% of people laughed at this.
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