Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 9 years
I may have eaten that sandwich a bit too quickly.
Murphy 9 years
Women are not men's accessories. "The kind of woman every guy needs" is a ridiculous bullshit sentiment
Murphy 9 years
Wait, what? You don't gain for a man? ISN'T THAT WHAT FEEDERISM IS IS GAINING FOR MEN omg your a fake
Murphy 9 years
It's miserable out today. I just want to hide in bed and wait for tomorrow.
Murphy 9 years
Nah, Ginger, pretty sure it's your fat butt that does that smiley
Murphy 9 years
...what? Caught monkeys?
Murphy 9 years
Such a blah day. It's overcast and muggy here.
Murphy 9 years
large120: Your friend must be thrilled that you're sexualizing her daughter, who I'm assuming is underage.
Murphy 9 years
My bed's just a boxspring under the mattress. No frame. As hot as breaking beds is, I figure that it's easier to not worry about cleaning up the mess/potentially getting hurt.
Murphy 9 years
I could go for being smothered by belly right about now.
Murphy 9 years
If I can withstand 600+ pounds sitting on me, I'm pretty sure that folks can easily handle 1/4 that.
Murphy 9 years
It's better when the quality isn't garbage.
Murphy 9 years
http://youtu.be/0sHWHK8zz
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Murphy 9 years
Sex. Sex would be nice right now.
Murphy 9 years
Know what'd be nice right now?
Murphy 9 years
If you keep messaging someone and they don't respond to you, it might be because they don't want to talk to you. Shocker, I know.
Murphy 9 years
Royal's livin' the dream.
Murphy 9 years
And three of them are SmarterChild in various languages.
Murphy 9 years
If you're using them, you have probably dozens of people to talk to. Total. All over the world.
Murphy 9 years
ICQ was a nifty little messaging system that was underused.
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