Heard a small rip when I sat down after lunch. Bottom button gave up and the one above looks ready to join it. It's apparently noticable, since everyone at work has stared at my belly since.
Feeling huge and stuffed after glutting all day, but can't stand to leave that delicious cake alone. If I explode it will be worth it.
Had 8 pieces of pizza and 3 slices of cake at office party, then found this on my desk this afternoon. Office Fatboy or a Closet Feeder?