General

The Bottomless Pit

Can put down any feast, no matter the size.

Super-Villain Alter Ego?

How about...

Darth Corpulus. The Dark Lord of the Girth.

The Outlaw Baker!

Baking cupcakes and tasty treats so yummy it would crime! I would be treated just like a drug dealer because my treats are addictive!

Depending on how you look at it mine could be hero or villain.I even wrote a story yrs. ago about him. the site/forum it was on no longer exists as far as I know.He was known as the ImPHLATER!He had the ability to cause people to inflate in various ways.I of course used him villainously...muhahahahahahahaha

Easy young Fedi!

May the FEAST be with you!

Now you will experience the full power of the Girth Side!!

We shall envelope the universe!

We are the light...The obscenely thin are the darkside!

You're just our spy my dear.We planted all the goodies!