Gaining

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

I agree. Beer enemas work great for getting drunk quickly (I've never done it, but sadly, studies have actually confirmed this, and it's easy to poison yourself) but that's not how metabolism and digestion works for food, methinks.

Food has to go through your stomach first because it'll get broken down for what's useful and what isn't. What isn't ends up in the place that you put the butter...so...yeah.

Did you recently watch that South Park episode 'How To Eat With Your Butt'?

I can't even imagine the mess.

Sometimes I forget how ignorant the people on this site are, luckily there are threads like this to remind me.

A BUTTER ENEMA WILL WORK

The large intestine doesn't have the ability to break down food-TRUE. However, butter is made from simple sugars and fats. These simple fats and sugars can be absorbed into the bloodstream without digestion.

Yes this is more fattening than normal digestion.

If you're not fluent with enemas try a water enema first. This will help you get the pace down. Rushing an enema just leads to a big mess if you know what I mean.

Whatever happened to enjoying a big bowl of ice cream or a box of cookies?