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need your food puns3 months

Recently, I have had a cute, plump, beautiful woman take over my heart. She brags about "I love food," all the time, and i can't help but be even more turned on by that!

Anyway. I gave her a big bowl of her favorite tortilla chips this morning ... placed it on her desk before she arrived ... and put a note that read, "Have a 'chip'per day!" She loved it!

So I'm looking for some more awesome food puns such as that.

"I love you to ..." (Reese's Pieces) - That's something I'm saving for later.

Don't it? Donut.

Can be snack food or anything.