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excuses for overeating5 months

I know we don't need excuses for ourselves, but what do you say when a civilian gives you a funny look for overeating?

1. "I can't get these doughnuts [burgers, hot dogs, poutine, baignets] at home, have to appreciate them while I'm here!"

2. "Hey, it's my cheat day!"

3. "Just been backpacking for five days, I'm starving!"

Any others?

excuses for overeating5 months

Pat my belly and say "I didn't get this fat by not eating".

excuses for overeating5 months

"Just having a little snack" while it's obvious that there's a dozen decorated donuts in the box.

or (with the same donut box)

"Don't worry, it's just a light snack... or at least they don't weigh much".

excuses for overeating5 months

HectorTiwiIslands:
"I'm trying to become morbidly obese".

*Everyone in the room gives very very odd look*


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excuses for overeating5 months

"I gotta keep my pants up!"

excuses for overeating5 months

No left overs!

excuses for overeating5 months

Not sure when I'll be eating next....*
I didn't have any breakfast this morning**

* = I know it'll be the next soonest possibility.
** - flat out lie

excuses for overeating5 months

At my size?!?
They expect me to overeat!

excuses for overeating5 months

PinkyDear:
At my size?!?
They expect me to overeat!


Same goes for me. If I just got a salad, people would be shocked.

excuses for overeating5 months

After a work potluck I just eat as much as the leftovers I can as "less to clean up" at the end of the day.
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