General

In my little friendship group we have a couple of extremely militant feminist lesbians.
Now, when I say militant feminist, I mean they pretty much forbid any of the male members of the group to make any kind of superficial observational comment regarding the fairer sex without a fair amount of chastising.
Of course their standards don't apply to themselves when they blurt out things like .... "Look at the funbags on that one!"

I think the biggest turn off is a mouth full of rotten,broken teeth,I mean no slur on those who have dental phobias,but those who just can't be bothered.

After that it must be BBWs/SSBBWs who wear passion killer underwear
I used to date a beautiful SSBBW who used to to make her own sexy undies,in the absence of said garments for 500lb plus ladies,and with great success too !!

What do you define as 'hobgoblin' feet?

Yay for being able to laugh at ourselves... only thing that keeps me sane some days!

People who are inconsiderate, vain or arrogant definitely turn me off. I like people with good personal hygiene. Maybe this goes without saying, but I don't think that I could make things work with a skinny girl

Apart from the usual bad hygiene and people who are wishy-washy, my biggest turn-off is people who want to argue or debate anything. I know it isn't as big of a deal as other things, but I want to spend time with someone having a good time, not arguing about anything and everything.

Insecurity.

Hygiene is a pretty good one, at least try to look you are putting in some effort and care about yourself.

But for me it's smoking and tattoos on certain parts of the body. I can't stand smokers, go kill yourself away from me please. And the smoke that you breathe out is twice as bad and I don't want it in me. I wouldn't have a problem is drinkin was like smokin, but go about spraying alcohol on people.

And tattoos on breasts and booties completely turn me off. I don't know why though.

Rushing into things. I love to tease and work my way there.

It's alive....ALIVE!!

turn offs:

people that aren't open minded enough to accept other peoples life styles and condemn them for it.
people that feel they need to tell others how they should live.
smoking cigarettes.
having a penis.
people that lie to please others

Arrogance is a big turn off for me, i don't mind confidence but when people act like they are superior or talk down to others, i just want to give them a backhand.
Being unable to compromise is another. In my personal opinion a relationship should be an equal partnership and i cannot stand people who are incapable of at least compromising a little.
Lacking hygiene is also another big turn off for me, i don't mind people being scruffy. Since i'm guilty of having off days when it comes to dressing the part. But body odour and other general unpleasantness is completely disgusting to me.