Body inflation

So i think I discovered a C&M alternative, that been right in front of me my whole life.... Rootbeer and vanilla Ice Cream! So after you load up a glass full of ice cream, you start pouring your rootbeer into the cup and almost immediately it fills with (Head) foam.... So instead of stopping the pour, keep pouring, and start swallowing the foam as it reaches the top... I managed a half a liter bottle of mug this way, swallowing so much air that I felt like i was going to burst. I was visibly bigger too, and it only took a few minutes- was delicious, and painless!

Let me know if anyone has done it this way, or your results from trying!

Tums and Ginger Ale!

All that sounds tasty, but pork chops and mashed potatoes do the trick, too :-)