It’s time to game, M’Lord.
The empire depends on you, M’Lord, we need you to charge your phone so you can partake on this quest. It’s been over 36 hours and you have several structures that have been built. You just need to click on them and reap all the glorious crystals or diamonds or whatever they are. We need you, M’Lord.
I know the actual game looks nothing like the videos you watched in the ad, but that doesn’t make the threat any less real! In fact, I would say it makes it realer!
M’Lord? Do you remember how I looked in the ad? I promise you I’m in the game, you just need to buy more diamonds.
No, the other diamonds. You can get those for free. Yes, the purple ones. Ooh, M’Lord is feeling spendy.
Spendy…
8 months
