In need of a super high calorie pudding. Like cheesecake or brownies something like that but I need a normal portion to be super high calorie not just the whole thing.

I'm a student and looking for recipees for a packed lunch. I have a microwave in uni but I want something 1000+ calories on a budget.

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I am moving to university in September and will have no money to fulfill my dream of becoming fat. If anyone is willing to help or fund me please message me, thanks :*