Cons: Difficulty climbing stairs, and sweating. Lots and lots of sweating. Not being able to find clothes that you want and need in your size.
Pros for women: Bigger boobs, Prabal Gurung x Lane Bryant
Pros for men: I will reschedule a job interview to watch you pull up a stump.

I fantasize about being exposed as a feeder/chubby chaser. I would love it if everyone found out that the Chairperson of the 2016 Iowa Democratic Presidential Caucus is now a humor writer on a fat fetish website, that all of the late night comedians would make fun of me, that it would be a bigger scandal than Weinergate, that I would get recognized irl, that my booKS would be best-sellers, and that I would get tons of BHM action.

It's pretty strange that Autocorrect recognized "Grieveables," but not "Lunchables."

If they don't have a feeder, that's okay, I get really turned on by the thought of fat guys eating cupcakes, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and Lunch ables on my grave. #Grieveables

Becoming a successful pornographer, spending the rest of my life feeding and doing that thing we're not supposed to talk about on FF with BHMS in a ribald.ry palace that makes the Playboy Mansion look like a nunnery, eventually die while doing The Thing That Must Not Be Talked About with a BHM, get buried in the backyard in a grave marked with one of those tombstones for pets that you buy from a catalog for $40, have BHMS masturbate, do The Thing That Must Not Be Talked About, and get fed by their feeders on my grave.

I'm a feeder and not a feedee, but I love food, love being overweight, can identify with a lot of this stuff. (Can also identify with a lot of stuff in Chris Farley's movies; have definitely choked on a donut, used garbage bags to pack for a plane trip, had more than 3 pizza boxes in my living space, caused an embarrassing disaster while supporting a politician, and been asked not to eat in other people's cars. But I digress...
1. Been fed IRL
Yes, once, by a non-feederistic guy who hated it
2. Ate myself to sleep
Probably
3.Had sex while being fed at the same time
No, but would love to do this with a BHM!
4.Stolen food because I'm a piggy
Yes, regret it, feel guilty
5.Been called a fat name in public
No
6. Had a stranger pat or poke my belly
No
7. Been fatter than my current weight
Yes
8. Ripped clothes or popped a button
Yes, both
9. Broken furniture because of my weight
Yes, many times
10. Seen an actual pig and gotten turned on
Yes, but in my defense, the pigs were dressed as the Village People (jk, no)
11. Fantasized about immobility
Yes
12.Ate until I threw up
Yes. At work. Have also drunk water and juice until I threw up. Have drunk water until I threw up through my nose and mouth. Was comforted by 2 European men on Kik. (I am not making this up.)
13.Gotten stuck somewhere because of my size
Not because of my size, no
14. Posted nudes of myself online
Does Kik count?
15. Been fed online
Have been fed on Kik.
16. Been told that I need to lose weight by a family member
Yes
17. Had a partner who worshiped my fat
Yes, my ex built a small shrine to my fat, but I accidentally crushed it. (Jk, no)
18.Started rubbing my belly in public
Yes, I can't resist doing Chris Farley's Chippendales dance when they play "Workin' for the Weekend" by Lover boy at the grocery store or drugstore. I don't actually take my shirt off, but people get the jist. Have actually had guys stick dollar bills in the waistband of my pants. (JK, no)
19.Been called a pig
Yes, my ex-fiance's nickname for me was Pig, his catchphrase was "Jeeminy Christmas, Pig!" He often said it when I was eating a lot.
20. Been weighed and measured by my partner
No
21.Been in a gaining competition with another gainer
No, but would love to be in a feeding competition with another hetero female or gay male feeder.

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Cheesecake would probably work better than cheese.

Leave her today, tell her, "It's not me, it's you," I made the mistake of being with a guy who wouldn't have sex with me, and trust me, you want to end this now.

Thanks for letting me know that George R. R. M.artin writes about sick shit so I won't waste money on his books!