Pun accepted!

I like teasing/public exposure/gain/helplessness, as far as my RPs go, but beyond that I'm pretty open-minded

Beer and garbage food here! I'm fairly active, actually, but it doesn't help. With an office job I'd be 400lbs by now

I have to admit, I have that in me. With the right person and under the right circumstances I could very much see myself becoming immobile

Not sure if it's my VERY kinkiest, but dreamed the other night that people at my nightclub of choice snuck fabric shears into the place and, over the course of the night, cut away more and more of my clothes, leaving more and more of my chubby, bloated body on display. Every time I tried to protest somebody'd pour beer down my throat and, by the time i got my wits together, more of my clothes were gone.

wound up completely nude, bloated beyond belief, as they led me to the centre of the dance-floor on a leash and.... erm..... yeah....