Ditzy:
I was at Target shopping and I ran into a girl I knew from high school.
We were on the cheer squad and had a few classes together.
She looked really great and had her kids with her.
I was around 300 lbs at the time and yes it was awkward as all get out.
We spoke for a bit and I had to get in line to check out so we exchanged cell numbers.
As they walked away her smallest kid said Mommy that lady has a butt in the front.
Of course the kid had to say it loud enough so everybody in line could hear.
I was so embarrassed and wanted to cry.
The checkout guy made my day tho' when he said I think you are beautiful.
I guess he could tell I was embarrassed.