So, here you are, staring at me again, unable to focus on anything but my... assets. I lean in close, and with a sense of authority, I let out a loud, resounding fart right in your face. The mix of shock and arousal on your face is priceless.
Haunted House Causes Us to Gain
Our new house harbored a malevolent force, a demonic entity that has since taken control of our lives. Its influence has manifested in unsettling ways, plaguing us with an insatiable hunger that defies all reason and unrestrained sexual arousal. Our appetites have spiraled out of control, resulting in rapid weight gain. As our bodies expand, we outgrow our clothes, and the once vibrant social lives we enjoyed have been eclipsed by an overwhelming obsession with food.
I'm in so much trouble! It's time to go back to work, and I can no longer fit into my uniform. It's not as if it's just a little tight either; my fat is completely overflowing everywhere!
You're enjoying watching me regress into a greedy, gluttonous sow that only cares about being fed, fattened, and fucked. That's exactly what I want. I need you rock hard for all of this softness, Brother.