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Chubette
7 years
Only way to reach the top shelf - lift my belly onto the counter XD
Vman
7 years
I'm out of messages. Maybe go in the chat here? You have the right skype name.
Chubette
7 years
*me standing watching my friends ride a space chair-thingy*
RandomDude: Scared of heights?
Me: Huh?
RandomDude: Even kids are riding it, I'm sure you'd manage.
Me: I'm too fat, not scared of heights. *points to the 220lbs-maximum sign*
RandomDude: *stares indiscretely at my belly before slinking off*
RandomDude: Scared of heights?
Me: Huh?
RandomDude: Even kids are riding it, I'm sure you'd manage.
Me: I'm too fat, not scared of heights. *points to the 220lbs-maximum sign*
RandomDude: *stares indiscretely at my belly before slinking off*
Chubette
7 years
I always sit in the backseat, because I'm hobbit-sized for people's convenience. But I also share their appetite, which means that even though I might sit comfortably in the back of a Toyota IQ, getting in and out is more of a problem. Especially when the front seat jams, and I get stuck trying to squeeze out X) #secretlylovingeverysecond
Chubette
7 years
Too stuffed to move... Looks like I'll have to spend the night on the couch
Palndrm
7 years
too stuffed to move, too fat to care...best combo ever
Chubette
7 years
Pretty sure I'd float even if I wasn't stuck in a floating device ;)
Chubette
7 years
Had an awesome Midsummer's Eve as always, with plenty of food and drink. The only trouble I had was trying to fit in the cramped shed to eat... there just wasn't enough room for my belly between the chair and the table, so I ended up in a weird sideways angle 
Chubette
7 years
One of my successful stuck-ventures. That chair did not want to budge ;)
Chubette
7 years
My friend left me stuck in her car She parked too close to the wall - I've tried squeezing out, but there's not enough room. It was a struggle even getting back inside the car, and it's too cramped for me to clamber over to the driver's seat. She just left me here while she picks up drinks and snacks for the drive - hope she's getting everything I asked for XP
She parked too close to the wall - I've tried squeezing out, but there's not enough room. It was a struggle even getting back inside the car, and it's too cramped for me to clamber over to the driver's seat. She just left me here while she picks up drinks and snacks for the drive - hope she's getting everything I asked for XP
Ccwolf60
7 years
Better be good snack 
Rustydog7
7 years
I hope she gets you extra snacks and drinks for leaving you trapped.
Chubette
7 years
When you're too stuffed and full to even pleasure yourself - that's the worst kind of frustration!
Chubette
8 years
Just one of those days where I'm either eating, or waiting until it's time to eat some more X)
Chubette
8 years
You know it's gonna be an interesting day when your friend snaps a bike lock around your belly XD
Chubette
8 years
Literally too stuffed to move. I could do with some distraction XD
