Farleysmom


Des Moines, Iowa, United States  
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Farleysmom 7 years
*Hot Sweaty Man Love
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Farleysmom 7 years
Local classic rock station DJ ragging on millenials. I have to call aND bitch him out. I do not have "a car full of partipation trophies." I don't have a car, period. I was told I was NOTHING.
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Farleysmom 7 years
new post created in general forum
Share your LGBTQ Fantasies
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Farleysmom 7 years
The BBW model on the above left? I'd go gay for her!
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Ccwolf60 7 years
Yup very cute smiley
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Farleysmom 7 years
LOL! The PGA (Professional Golfing Association) had to buy the domain name pga.com from the Potato Growers of Alberta, and give them advertising space on the new golf website, so now that redneck Canadian potato farming organization has advertising space on one of the most prestigious websites in the world. LOL
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Farleysmom 7 years
It might be Professional "Golfer's" Association, I don't know. I really don't give a rat's ass; I don't want to watch anyone except Happy Gilmore play golf. LOL
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Farleysmom 7 years
Sexy BHM security guard just texted me a belly play video FROM HIS PATROL CAR!!! Rap music playing and everything!
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Farleysmom 7 years
new post created in fat experiences forum
re: Masturbation
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Farleysmom 7 years
Accidentally selected a picture of my hand giving the finger and had to text it to a cute BHM; didn't know how to unselect it. Luckily, he has a sense of humor. #unnatural selections
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Farleysmom 7 years
LOL
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Farleysmom 7 years
I am learning Latin. Lardum nova vanilla est. (Lard is the new vanilla.)
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Farleysmom 7 years
Copra sanctum! My phone was down to 6% battery power! I am so distracted by the BHMs that I do stuff like forget to set the timer when I'm cooking a pizza.
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Farleysmom 7 years
new post created in weightgain forum
re: Beer belly?
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Farleysmom 7 years
new post created in general forum
re: What songs remind you of this lifestyle?
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Farleysmom 7 years
new post created in general forum
re: Cereals You Don't Need To Add Sugar To
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Farleysmom 7 years
You might be a Samantha (from "Sex and the City") if you've said, "Dammit! My necklace is caught on your suspenders!" To more than one guy.
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Farleysmom 7 years
My new feedee smokes reefer and is hungry all the time. Lucky me. smiley
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Farleysmom 7 years
Live from Pleasant Hill, it's Saturday night! I'm wearing a Chippendales costume cobbled together from Lane Bryant and Goodwill finds. I think I look like hell, but the fellas seem to disagree. Wish I could post a pic, but as I struggle with vending machines and Venetian blinds, that probably won't happen in this lifetime. LOL
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MissPorker 7 years
You managed to upload a profile pic, it's pretty much the same process
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