Preheating the oven to make a Jell-O Cake!...Does anyone else suspect that the CDC and the AMA are lying about there being an obesity epidemic in America? I live in Pleasant Hill, Iowa, a suburb of Des Moines, and I'm seeing absolutely no evidence that 33% of the population is obese. Whenever I'm out in the community, I'm on the hunt for BHMS, and there are usually just none to be found. Have any other FAS experienced this?
I was so pissed that the novel "The Patron Saint of Lost Dogs" suggests that plus size women shouldn't wear bikinis, I threw it in the trash. The author Nick Trout can rot in hell. I have read better prose on a packet of silicon dessicant. The joke's on him; I bought that stupid book at Goodwill.
I HATE the way cereal companies are ruining the cereals by making them "healthier!" I want to relive happy childhood memories! I should not have to add 2 heaping spoonfuls of sugar to cereals that are markeTed to children to choke them down! I bought the new Trix. Recently. I won't make that mistake again. I'm just going to start doing more baking and eating cake or cookies for breakfast. I'm not going to play the cereal companies' games. If they were smart, they'd invest in sugar.
I want to eat because I'm depressed, but I need to carefully rat.ion my food, which consists mostly of potatoes.
Ok, you kids obviously don't care about my dinosaur movie. LOL. I'm going to feed and walk Farley and then perform the dark magic ritual I have to perform every day to keep from decomposing. LOL.
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Just realized it's Groundhog Day. Happy Groundhog Day, everybody! Anyone planning to watch the Bill Murray movie? I totally would if I had TV. I need to get the DVD.
I want one of my gallery shows to be a display of bedsheets with food stains from feeding different guys. I want the majority of the attendees to love it, but I definitely want to see a few people be like, "WTF?" LOL
Pretty much every Saturday evening, I have to apologize to my fwb Bryan for swearing because of pasta sticking to the bottom of the pot. It's like, an institution. Unless I splurge and buy chicken to make Shake 'N Bake.
My breasts are getting huge...I love the new comfort bras. Let's leave bras with painful metal parts in the past with corsets and cage crinolines, am I right, ladies?