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Farleysmom
7 years
If you eat semi-sweet chocolate and drink Mike's Harder Black Cherry Lemonade and then burp, it tastes like pizza.
Farleysmom
7 years
Just learned that semi-sweet chocolate tastes like dark chocolate.
Farleysmom
7 years
Don't worry--Farley is a three-year-old dog. LOL
Farleysmom
7 years
I have designated my bedroom and the pond as Places Where I Thrash. (Obscure "Bob's Burgers" joke.) I'm so glad that I can party and that I'm not tied down at home with kids!
Farleysmom
7 years
Just ate a potato, mushrooms, green beans, and tea. HIPPIE DINNER! (Like when Gene from "Bob's Burgers" cooked hot dogs over a flaming garbage can/dustbin in the middle of the liVing room and yelled "HOBO DINNER!" LOL; So stoked that show won an Emmy; have binge watched the first season many times.) Drowned that stuff in margarine, salt, ketchup, and Italian dressing, and the tea was Arizona Arnold Palmer.
Farleysmom
7 years
You know you're getting old when you're standing in your kitchen trying to remember why you just said, "Son of a bitch!" And then you remember that it was because the cookie sheet you need is in the running dishwasher.LOL
Farleysmom
7 years
Looks like Fat123 has logged off. That's probably for the best. I don't want to do anything to mess up things with my bf.
Farleysmom
7 years
Mcdonalds fucking changed their Chicken McNuggets again! I'm so pissed! (Angry.) When I was a virgin, I always assumed that sex would be like McDonalds Chicken McNuggets. Now I know that the Chicken McNuggets they made in the '90s were a thousand times better than sex. And the company that bought Hostess doesn't know what the hell they're doing! I really feel bad for all the kids who will never experience '90s-style Raspberry Zingers.
Rubarbstreet
7 years
I don't mind when they mess with a good thing to make it better but we're dealing with another New Coke with this McNuggets fiasco!
Farleysmom
7 years
Fact: Cheese Whiz dispensers work underwater. Fact: Manta. Rays like Cheese Whiz. The Discovery Channel used to be educational; now it's just shows about rednecks making go karts out of toilets. I miss the '90s.
Farleysmom
7 years
"Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon."--"A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 1, Scene 1, Line 75. Gnarly, gnarly shit! In reality, am sit ting on the couch listening to my Pug Farley snoring. LOL
Farleysmom
7 years
Wish I was computer literate enough to share my "Drunk Shakespeare" video.
Farleysmom
7 years
Got drunk for the first time last night. (I'm 31. I'm a late bloomer.) Considered recreating the Julie/ Julia Project: Mastering the Art of French Cooking While Drunk. Now realize it is not safe to be drunk that much. Threw a potato for my 21 lb. (3 stone) dog to fetch. Stay safe tonight, everybody! Don't drink and drive or let friends drive drunk!
Farleysmom
7 years
So sad to hear that Debbie Reynolds passed away. Rest in peace, America's sweetheart.
Farleysmom
7 years
I am a feeder who is gaining unwanted weight from thinking about BHM bodies all of the time. As above, so below; as within, so without. How do ANY feeders manage to stay thin themselves?! I am desperate for advice from feeders who know how to stay thin while fantasizing about loving large. I love BHMS, but I don't want to be obese myself!
Rubarbstreet
7 years
There's not really any trick to it, unfortunately. Just eat healthier, exercise some, and remind yourself how you want the belly on others, not yourself. But just a little unwanted weight isn't obese. I'm sure you're far from fat! Good luck!
Farleysmom
7 years
Thanks!
Farleysmom
7 years
Soooo tempted to feed and tell! Still holding out hope that Darren Star, Michael Patrick King, and, of course, PaTricia Field will make my "Sex with Fat Guy's and the City" fantasies a reality! Still love the original; "Martini straight up or with a twist"="Is that guy straight or gay?" ROTFL
Farleysmom
7 years
We need an official feederism/FA anthem! I heartily endorse "Unskinny Bop" by Poison; "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra would be a good second choice. I think about BHMS every time I hear "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton; their bodies are that addictive.
