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Farleysmom
7 years
My Christmas cactus is getting a new flower. Pink. Bright pink. The flowers on this particular cactus are so vivid and electric that I was compelled to buy it--and aN African violet sister for it--when I had long considered myself to be retired from indoor gardening. The new bud on the Christmas cactus, and the ever-present mauve flowers on the violet make me pretty grateful that these plants are not growing in the Sonoran Desert or the African rain forest, but in my living room. "Many a flower is born to blush unseen, and waste it's sweetness on the desert air."--Thomas Gray. Be grateful for your ability to appreciate what you consider beauty, never let anyone make you feel guilty. When our Lord said, "He who has will be given more and will have an abundance; he who has not, even what he has will be taken from him," He was talking about gratitude. Cherish what makes you happy--for me, it's flowers, classic rock from before rock got neutered, and Chris Farley's ass when he's bent over working on his car in "Black Sheep." I keep forgetting to open the blinds so my new plants can get sunlight; would really appreciate reminder s in the form of BHM strippergrams. LOL
Farleysmom
7 years
I want so badly to be able to read everyone's responses to my posts, but it would require enlisting the help of a more tech-savvy friend whom I really feel does not need to see my sentiments I hope to keep in the feederism/FA community. Ugh! I'm so frustrated!
Farleysmom
7 years
My mom is so behind the times; she doesn't want me doing online dating--she thinks every guy on the Internet is Ted Bundy. (My pastor recommends Internet dating and knows 4 couples who met online.) I only described FF as a "chubby chaser website"--I didn't tell her that I wanted multiple feedees, not what she thinks is a "normal" bf/gf relationship with a BHM--and she said I need to stay off FF. Like hell I will! I LOVE FF! Toto, we're damn sure not in Kansas any more! My mom is being ridiculous--she thinks it's perfectly okay that I tapped the fat cable guy and the guy from the garage sale because they live nearby. I described feederism to her earlier this year and told her that I'm a feeder, and she said, "I don't think you have it," like feederism is a disease.
Farleysmom
7 years
I'm going to make necklaces that say, "Feeder" and wear them even at work! I'm going to make one with a little cupcake charm and one with a doughnut.
Farleysmom
7 years
Feederism: Lard is the New Vanilla! LOL!
Farleysmom
7 years
Am in my 1st relationship with a BHM feedee bf! Would definitely want to remain friends if this funny, intelligent guy decided to become too thin or too heavy for my preferences. I'd always loved food myself, but my first experience feeding Alex reminded me of how Keith Richards said that the first time he heard rock and roll, the world went from black and white to Technicolor. Just the thought of food makes me aroused, wanting to feed Alex. I will never look at food the same way again! My cookbooks have turned into the "Kama Sutra!"
Farleysmom
7 years
On Saturday evening, I felt the center of a fat male belly for the first time. I will never forget that experience. The belly belonged to my platonic friend, who made it very clear that there is zero chance that we will ever be more than friends. I started crying, and then he started crying. God, he let me feel his boobs, too, and they're spectacular, probably bigger than Pamela Anderson's. I want to find a fat Christian guy who wants to be married. I definitely want him to live in the Des Moines area; I don't want to be in a long distance relationship.
Farleysmom
7 years
I feel like I should explain why I never responded to any of the guys who responded to my personal ad: I'm just too blessed computer illiterate. I'm stuck at "download avatar." I sadly deleted all of the emails, unable to open them, wishing they were normal emails. I particularly want to apologize to Rook 96. I am really hoping to start a relationship with my platonic friend Bryan, but I may engage in online role playing with BHMS, particularly as Bryan is not a feedee. I love Bryan, but he can't help me with my fantasy of making a 170 lb guy 300 lbs.
Farleysmom
7 years
This is the closest my dumb redneck ass will ever come to having a blog. LOL. Sorry almost everything I type shows up at least twice; I swear I'm not doing it on purpose!
Farleysmom
7 years
I wish I had found this section a VERY long time ago! LOL! I baked Toll house turtle cookies last week, and tonight I baked white chip macadamia nut. Fuck, yeah! I baked a lemon cake with actual lemon frosting earlier this week; Duncan Hines makes frosting to go with its Lemon Supreme cake mix, but not the Orange Supreme or Strawberry Supreme flavors, all of which I bought. WTF, Duncan Hines? LQTM. I got 2 cans of generic cream cheese frosting. My friend is coming over for dinner on Saturday. He says he just wants to be friends. :'( I would love to rub his belly while he eats.
