I am so stuffed I cannot move...I might need to be rolled to bed. That's if I can even stand up...!
Have a doctor appointment this week. Looking forward to being asked why I've put on weight, and being told I'm fat!
Anyone else wish they would wake up in the morning only to find they were 100 pounds heavier?
I wish I was at a buffet, stuffing myself so full that I couldn't get up from my seat without bursting my buttons...
Having one of those nights where I want to eat and eat and eat until I can't stand up.
Having one of those nights where I'm feeling fat and want to be teased about it!
Want to just eat cake and cookies tonight and stuff myself so I can barely move...
...or I could really do ith some help stuffing me full of donuts until I can hardly move.
I can't seem to stop eating dessert tonight...now I know how Violet Beauregarde felt!
Ate so much tonight I feel like I swallowed a beach ball (probably look like it, too)...