Gaining

The two nicest remarks I've gotten online came from a guy who said my belly was "epic" and that my boobs looked bigger than his ex-girlfriend's.

The other came from a girl who admired my belly and asked when I was due.

I got a comment on one of my fat belly photos, I posted on my DA account. Another member asked if I had ever been mistaken for a pregnant woman.
Since I have a mustache, I doubt it.

I liked the comment, "Man, you really porked out!"

I've also had numerous comments about the size of my moobs, whether it is someone saying they're bigger than their girlfriend's, or a woman telling me I have bigger boobs than her... The most recent was "they're bigger than your head!"