projectpolemics:
My wife hasn't graduated to cream yet...but I just discovered she's been stocking milk in our fridge.
Not just any milk but extra-fat milk, heavier than regular whole milk. She likes to drink it with peaches and strawberries...
now that I think about it, very suggestive fruits for a woman.
Last night she demolished an entire bunch of huge ripe grapes the size of golf balls right off the vine.
I think I ended up marrying the female reincarnation of Bacchus...
My wife hasn't graduated to cream yet...but I just discovered she's been stocking milk in our fridge.
Not just any milk but extra-fat milk, heavier than regular whole milk. She likes to drink it with peaches and strawberries...
now that I think about it, very suggestive fruits for a woman.
Last night she demolished an entire bunch of huge ripe grapes the size of golf balls right off the vine.
I think I ended up marrying the female reincarnation of Bacchus...
I didn't know extra-fat milk existed.
7 years