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*post all shake recipes here*4 years

eve wrote:
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The "Healthy" Weight Gain Shake

This shake, unlike many others is actually quite small and only fills a large glass instead of a full half gallon container, but do not let it's size fool you. Only about 2 cups it contains 1250 calories. Which consists of:
1 cup Ice cream
1/2 cup whole milk
and the key ingredient
1/4th cup CANOLA oil.

Now the key is in it's simplicity, and size. If one of these are consumed at a rate of one a day on top of a normal diet then the gain works out to be roughly 2 pounds a week.

However if 3-4 of these are consumed a day, like after every meal, then the gain can be up to 12 pounds a week. HOWEVER! That also means more dairy and sugar in the consumers diet, risking rapid weight gain and diabetes.

Rapid weight gain is dangerous because it could mean skin ulcers (the more dangerous cousin of stretchmarks) and it doesn't give the body time to adjust to its weight, meaning that mobility gets hampered quickly.

However if you really want to gain weight rapidly with less of a risk of diabetes. Drink one a day for three weeks, then begin by substituting ingredients. Replace the ice cream with gelato, replace the milk with heavy cream and increase the amount of canola oil.

I haven't done the calculations for a Gelato-Heavy Cream- Oil shake but if the oil is up to a cup per shake (which will make it incredibly runny)
it goes from 1000-1250 calories to 2500 calories, roughly. A swag of the GHO shake is probably 3000-3500 calories.

I highly recommend sticking to the basic recipe however, as it's the most stable shake and probably will not cause a stomachache.

If it does, replace the whole milk with skim till the consumer adjusts and then increase to 1% and then 2% then whole.

I am not responsible for your stupidity if you decide to switch up the recipe or get mal-nutritional related diseases from drinking this.


Ive been trying this for the past week. I use vanilla ice cream and throw in 2 bananas and make a very fattening banana shake. It taste good too and easy to drink which is nice.

*post all shake recipes here*4 years

My favorite smiley

1 cup canola oil
1 quart of cream
1 pint of ice cream

FATTENS me quick!

*post all shake recipes here*4 years

Shame this thread's OP is missing... smiley

Anyway, I've been throwing this together when I know my roommate is going to be out of the house!

1 Pint B&J's Vanilla Ice Cream (1000 cal)
1 Pint Half and Half (640 cal)
2 big gobs of peanut butter (?)
2 scoops of protein shake mix (310 cal)

The peanut butter is kinda hard to gauge, but I just take two massive scoops out of the jar with a tea spoon. About 14 servings in a jar, and there's 1/3rd of a jar left after two shakes, so I'll go with 5 servings * 190 calories = 950)

Comes out to roughly 2900 calories, give or take some. Really tasty too.

(I prefer this method over using PB Cup ice cream, because I find the chunky stuff just gets stuck at the bottom)...

I am definitely open to an improvement on this recipe!

*post all shake recipes here*3 years

I only use 2 things in my shakes and that is a quart of heavy cream and a box of brownie mix. Mix both together and it makes a very tasty shake that's over 11,000 calories

*post all shake recipes here*3 years

Got the recipe from a ssbbw.
Combined the shaker is 4 645 calories. So if you're starting your weight gain, you better start with something a bit lighter.

1 32 oz bottle of vanilla coffee creamer (2240 cals)
10 tbsp nutella (1,000 cals)
1 c sugar (775 cals)
3 broken up crunch bars (630 cals)

The texture with the coffee creamer makes it light so you can use it with a funnel.

The best part is when you see the look in the eyes of your partner when you tell her she just swallow more than 4 500 calories!
god i need a new piggy..

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

One Quart Heavy Cream
A partially melted Half Gallon Ice Cream
One Can of Sweetened Condensed milk
One Half Gallon of any milk other than Skim
A box of cake mix made into batter.
Hershey Syrup for Flavor Optional
10000 plus calories

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

Jazzman:
One Quart Heavy Cream
A partially melted Half Gallon Ice Cream
One Can of Sweetened Condensed milk
One Half Gallon of any milk other than Skim
A box of cake mix made into batter.
Hershey Syrup for Flavor Optional
10000 plus calories

doktorliebe:
Holy cow, can you down that before bed? I'm looking to do something where I drink something before bed.


Too much for before bed. I would suggest a third of the cake batter mix. Half Pint of Heavy Cream pint of ice cream and a Quart of milk. Should pack a good calories punch

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Jazzman:
One Quart Heavy Cream
A partially melted Half Gallon Ice Cream
One Can of Sweetened Condensed milk
One Half Gallon of any milk other than Skim
A box of cake mix made into batter.
Hershey Syrup for Flavor Optional
10000 plus calories

doktorliebe:
Holy cow, can you down that before bed? I'm looking to do something where I drink something before bed.

Jazzman:
Too much for before bed. I would suggest a third of the cake batter mix. Half Pint of Heavy Cream pint of ice cream and a Quart of milk. Should pack a good calories punch




this sounds too good to pass up!

*post all shake recipes here*2 years

I'm pretty sure your glass is too small but it still sounds good.

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Here's my favorite recipe, and I'd definitely recommend adding heavy cream to it instead of regular whip, I just don't have access:

-2 scoops vanilla ice cream
-1 cup whipped cream
-3 big squirts of maple syrup
-4 tablespoons of sugar
-a cup of soy chocolate milk
-cinnamon if you want it

It's my favorite despite not being quite as efficient as some others because it actually tastes good. It's very sweet and the sugar helps spike insulin so you can put on the pounds. Of course, making it bigger would help too, I just haven't built up that kind of capacity yet.
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