I remember the Ren and Stimpy one... it was kind of gross though.

Basically Ren was upset because he was too skinny, and Stimpy was upset because he was too fat. They went out and sought help with their respective problems.

Basically, they gave Stimpy liposuction, and sold Ren some weight gain shakes... made from Stimpy's lard.

Blech.

Curious about two things here:

1: Is the TrueMoo based on my suggestion?

2: Are you actually finding whole quarts of the stuff? If so, where? I have been only able to find 14 oz servings, in Dunkin Donuts... always feel a little ...err... odd... going in and ordering like six of those...

Unfortunately, they stopped carrying TrueMoo around here and switched to Hood.

Shockingly, the Hood is more calorific, but the TrueMoo tasted better in my opinion.

...anyway...

As for the Heavy Cream... I wouldn't make it an everyday thing, because of all the cholestorol and saturated fats.

Also, you need to be careful with it as well. If you vigorously shake heavy cream, it basically turns into butter. Let's just say having a belly full of heavy cream while your digestive system tries to do it's thing.... NOT something you want to experience.

Ensure helps quite a bit, I've used it in the past. It can be pretty expensive though. Some tips:

- Stay away from store brands. In my experience, they are gross. Ensure at least tastes decent.

- Get Ensure Plus, regular Ensure has a lot less calories.

- Look for coupons, they're out there. Like I said, it can be expensive.

- Take it before bed, and after meals. I'd avoid using it during the day, as it may kill your appetite.

- I found a cheaper alternative, which may or may not be available locally to you.



14 oz, 390 calories, 14g fat ... costs about $1.50 per bottle... cheaper than Ensure, tastes better, just less vitamins...

This is something I'm curious about, even if it's completely unrealistic.

Through some scientific break through, I discover a way increase the calorie load of food tenfold. If a normal cupcake has 500 calories, mine would have 5000. The quality and taste would be identical, and the food would not be any more or less "unhealthy" other than accelerating weight gain by virtue of the calorie load.

That said, I take my new found skills and open up a luxury resort, in which visitors can spend their vacations being pampered and gaining weight to their heart's content.

Let's assume people are able to gain up to 100 pounds in a two week stay, but the average is lower (based on most people not being willing to make such a drastic change).

Aside from the weight gain, it's a normal, world class resort. The high calorie menu is not secret, in fact, it's advertised as such (to clarify, we don't secretly fatten up our clients, they come to us for it).

Now, obviously - this would be all over the news, and it would be almost completely negative press.

But how successful would such a business be?

I think it'd be extremely successful, honestly...

Would you go to such a place? How long would you stay? How much would you aim to gain if you had to go back to your ordinary life at the end of the stay?

Yeah, this too... 110%

Me personally, in situation #1, I'd probably take one at first, then one a couple of weeks later - and eventually stop after gaining 30-40 lbs... unless I decided I wanted to be bigger than that...

In situation #2, I'd be a lot more creative. I'd routinely swell up to higher weights, and do all kinds of crazy stuff. I'd get on the subway at a weight sufficent enough that I need to take up two full seats, then down about 30 M&Ms, and gain about 150 pounds in a couple of minutes. I'd act annoyed and rush off the train muttering "I can't believe it happened again..."

I'd basically go for reactions.

I'd show up to my job as a client, weighing about 500lbs... just to see their faces. I mean, my face would be pretty much the same. Then I show up for work the next day 350 lbs lighter - and get asked over and over if I have an incredibly fat twin. I act confused and say no.

I'd show up to buffets, spend the day eating and popping an M&M into my mouth every few minutes.

Additionally, no matter what my normal weight was, I'd spend most of my alone time much fatter than I really am.

These ideas are kind of out there, but I'm kind of curious how the gainers/feedees would react to a couple of "fantasy" scenarios if they came to realization.

1: You're presented with a package of 200 M&Ms. Each M&M will make you gain 5 pounds. There are no other negative effects from the M&Ms, just the weight gain. Gain would be mostly fat, but perhaps some a bit of muscle to support your extra pounds. You can take as many as you want at your leisure.

Again, the only worry you would have over taking these is 1) explaining a sudden weight gain and dealing with the reactions and 2) fitting into your clothes!

The weight gain would begin instantly, and take 30s - 5minutes depending on how many M&Ms you ate. This would allow you to watch yourself fatten up right before your very eyes.

If worried about where you would gain the weight, I'll add in this clause: you can selectively gain weight in areas by rubbing them with your palms as you begin to swell up.

Weight gain is not temporary, and can only be undo through regular means (diet and exercise). What would you do with them? Take one every so often? Take several at once?

2) Same scenario, except you have an endless supply of the M&Ms and the weight gain is temporary. At any given time, you can undo your weight gain by something simple such as pinching your nose. There would be no adverse effects to this, no loose skin or stretch marks. How would you handle this situation?

I would say they do, by sheer virtue of feeding frequency.

A gainer may eat a lot of calories, but not nearly as constantly as they are capable of... a feeder may fix that.

Example: I've pigged out quite a bit this past month, but really only at my convenience. With term papers and stuff, I was more focused on school than eating at times... imagine if during those times I had someone bringing me a constant supply of food and high calorie drinks?

Another example: I'm about to head to work, but just spent an hour or so mindlessly web browsing. I'm not hungry, so it didn't cross my mind to eat anything this morning. Of course, I'm not full either. A feeder might make sure I was full before heading into work.

10,000 calories a day is a lot - not sure it's really possible unless you are able to gorge yourself all day and tolerate massive amounts of cream and/or oil (don't try it!)...

Even if you can do 10,000 in a day, I'd doubt you could do it with any amount of frequency...

If anyone can, I'd love to know how... Saw someone who claimed to take in 40,000 calories in a day, but I'm skeptical of that without details...