At 292 pounds I know that I'm fat. Nearly Morbidly obese. ( Not according to my doctor). But usually I feel "normal". But some days I feel fat. Not that it bothers me, I love being fat. But sometimes I don't feel that way.

I am now back to 293 pounds. A 6 and a half pound gain since Christmas Eve.

Probably when I devoured 40 jumbo hotdogs in one sitting. Or was it when I ate a whole family size box of cereal?

Current weight: 286.5 pounds. I'd be happy for a ten pound gain by 1/3/24

The pleasure of getting fatter. The joy of watching the scale numbers go up. The sight of my big belly growing. That's most of them.

Does the cartoon character Fat Albert count? I always loved that show

I bought a funnel to try funnel feeding myself. It didn't work out that good. But I never let my wife try to funnel feed me. So I am going to ask Santa for one for Christmas and try it.

I was wondering. Is it faster to gain weight by gulping down melted ice cream, or eggnog, chocolate milk, etc or eating? I have the worst teeth ever. So I want to start gulping down anything good and fattening.

It is always a challenge to stuff my belly with more than the last time

I wish I could do that every night. But finances hold me back. I do gulp down a tub of melted ice cream at least twice a week though.