I've gained about ten pounds since Thanksgiving, maybe more. It's on my belly, thighs and face.

What kinds of comments have you gotten so far?

You go have your snack then, adding calories to stick to that gut. I'm going to be off too but I'm happy to remind you how much of a fat boy you're becoming again later. 🐽

Wow you really have been pigging out, haven't you? Look at how big and round that belly is! It sits on your lap!

You must be getting so much side eye 😳

Daaamn 20 lbs in 2 months? Not to mention you're probably losing muscle on your ass all day. You must have been pigging out nonstop!

Your last pic was a whole month ago, you must be visibly fatter by now at that rate.

I think I'm going to need an updated picture of you to be able to make a proper assessment here.

Maybe 210?

Maybe mention that you're straight in your bio. But honestly the attention is a compliment!

Step on fat boy.

You're going to have to check to find out. Got any upcoming doctors appointments to check on your injury?