User14244360:
Not another button pop story but this is a wardrobe malfunction story.

So I wore a shirt today that “fit” me, meaning it at least covered my stomach and I only occasionally had to pull it down. Anyways, my roommate and I were going to go grocery shopping, so we get in the car and she said she was hungry and wanted pizza. We end up going to one of those pizza buffets and I of course I tend to over do it because I love pizza and it’s all you can eat. Then after that she said we needed to stop by the bakery so she could pick something up. While we were there she ended up talking to her coworkers for awhile while they were doing their closing duties so I snacked on the days leftovers. I ended up eating 2 donuts 2 muffins and a good amount of macarons (they’re small and I lost count). So by the time we leave I’m super full of pizza and baked goods. I have been tugging on my shirt all day to keep it down. When we get out of the car at the grocery store I realized my gut had expanded too much and even after some intense tugging, my shirt couldn’t be pulled down enough to meet the top of my shorts. I didn’t say anything to my roommate because I didn’t want her to notice. So I walked the store with a good sliver of my belly showing. The shirt also kept rolling up on its own. Luckily I didn’t have to reach to grab anything of a high shelf. I got a few weird looks in the store.

Also wardrobe malfunctions are not uncommon for me at all, so this story is nothing outta the ordinary. Lmk if you wanna hear more sometime.