In my little friendship group we have a couple of extremely militant feminist lesbians.
Now, when I say militant feminist, I mean they pretty much forbid any of the male members of the group to make any kind of superficial observational comment regarding the fairer sex without a fair amount of chastising.
Of course their standards don't apply to themselves when they blurt out things like .... "Look at the funbags on that one!"

I think we're gonna need a bigger brolly.

That's it, I'm mentally substituting the phrase "crushing on" with "masturbating over".

I'm crushing on you all.

I was seeing a girl several years ago, she told me that she'd bought me a ticket for a Bon Jovi concert and I had to go. We'd been together for about a year and heard me rant about said arse and how I disliked the music, the man and everything he stood for with a fiery passion. I dumped her for obviously not paying attention. Kinda harsh in hindsight, I liked her a lot, but obviously not that much.

Sometimes I can be petty, true fact.

Errr, yeah, this doesn't fit with the topic, screw it.

Like me, I think she's often to hard on herself. So I'm just gonna say, TOKYO! Give yourself some love.

My left palm, as it's the only part of my body that loves me.

I do love a good cooked breakfast ... this doesn't look like one though

Yours truly,
Food snob.

Is an intelligent, friendly person who speaks multiple langugages and is willing to share her knowledge (if not her food).

A certain swordsman in his declining years said the following: In one's life. there are levels in the pursuit of study. In the lowest level, a person studies but nothing comes of it, and he feels that both he and others are unskillful. At this point he is worthless. In the middle level he is still useless but is aware of his own insufficiencies and can also see the insufficiencies of others. In a higher level he has pride concerning his own ability, rejoices in praise from others, and laments the lack of ability in his fellows. This man has worth. In the highest level a man has the look of knowing nothing. These are the levels in general;. But there is one transcending level, and this is the most excellent of all. This person is aware of the endlessness of entering deeply into a certain Way and never thinks of himself as having finished. He truly knows his own insufficiencies and never in his whole life thinks that he has succeeded. He has no thoughts of pride but with self-abasement knows the Way to the end. It is said that Master Yagyu once remarked, "I do not know the way to defeat others, but the way to defeat myself." Throughout your life advance daily, becoming more skillful than yesterday, more skillful than today. This is never-ending.

Yamamoto Tsunetomo

The brief encounters I've had with him have been fun. It's always nice to talk to positive people.