I always thought that the gun nuts had it all wrong - yeah, it's fun to shoot zombies, but what happens when the ammo runs out?
Machetes my friends, machetes! Perfectly designed for lopping off offending body parts, good in close quarters, easy to sharpen - one in each hand and a back against a wall will hold off the zombie hoards for quite some time!
Although, I do agree that us fatties are going to have a hard time with this one. I've always wondered what brains tasted like!
Do zombies get fat? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad?