Did I just understand something? Well, there's a first time for everything. Heyo!

Lynn, you are both completely cute and apparently also a woman, making you okay in my book.

Alice, all the great feeders are in America. Come on over, we'd love to have you!

All this talk about spam is making me hungry for something that isn't spam. I'll return at a more opportune time to rock the house with my mad stage presence.

I like the believe that everybody is talking to me!

Entertaining notions of either sitting on my ass preparing some kind of large cg-based collaboration or going grocery shopping. Both of which I need to do. And yourself?

I'm not one for the biting but in this case I'd make an exception.

Fawkesy, if you're fake then I don't want to be real. Heyooo!

We've got lovely ladies around here, don't go being in a bad mood. It's bad for the fun-loving image this Shoutbox represents.

Bring on the burndozer, we got some heavy construction going on here.

Yeah, we don't need to take that from the fat version of the young version of Ron Howard.

It's all good. Sorry for the gender confusion, I didn't check your profile before shouting.

His message really blows my ill-conceived "hate your bod" message out of the water.

Oh yeah, I remember that now. I thought the tree thing was just a continuation of the oceans beating up other oceans.

Nope, this is an original series of gags straight from the FF shoutbox. Not sure how it got started now, actually.

Goddamn trees never ***ing shut up, I tell you what.

*** trees, it's all about the tundra.

Clearly we're appreciating bellies and cracking wise about oceans having personalities.

Things sure have changed since that wizard granted geographical features sentience.

You know what's a surprisingly nice body of water? The North Sea. Class act, that one.