Just trying to offer some help since you sound like you want to hit that 360 mark asap.

@sweetiepi Have you tried drinking lots of heavy cream before bed? That'll fatten you up really quick!

@ChubbyBunny70 I totally agree with you on winter. Enough is enough!

Hey there FB

Nice to see you return, RestlessFatLady

Hello Nicole

I'll check them out as soon as this stupid pic viewing limit lets me do it

Woo hoo! Let the parade of muffin tops being!

That's awesome news, chubbybellygirl

Dietrich Bader was the best in that movie with this American Flag pants. "No one wants to take a round house kick to the face from a guy wearing these"

"Women only like guys with skills..." I wonder if feeding skills and belly rubbing skills count

It sounds like you have this "getting fat" thing down to a science

I bet it takes quite a feast to fill that belly Maybe enough to feed a family of 5?

FB, how often do strangers ask if you're preggo? And do you ever purposely hold your belly so that someone would think that?

You're still my champion, Noelle. I'm not replacing you <3

We should have a celebration at 60"

*sigh* Quickly becoming my dream girl

Wow! How about your belly?

I believe you What are your measurements?

Is it everything you ever dreamed of?