wtf are macaroons?

Neither does roofies. That's one of the side effects of ruphalyn, is memory loss.

"Do you have to park so close? I'm not supposed to be within 500 yards of a school... or Chuck E. Cheese."

No, just playing off a Zach Galifianiakis joke. You know, he was Alan in The Hangover.

I figure if that's the job I should look less like a child molestor, y'know?

Mini, I've got a job interview in a few days. The job is shooting photos of students from kindergarten through high school.

Aww, is someone butthurt about being punished for breaking rules?

Allo! Got about a half an hour before work so jus' bumming around here.

The Gentle Gentleman will sit! The Gentle Gentleman WILL SIT!

Perving is FTW.

Too little sleep and too many nightmares last night, too much work soon. Today already sucks.

Fat chicks outgrowing tight clothes is definitely up there, though.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.

I disagree. You know what's best in life?

Sorry, I just farted out dust.

WHY am I horny, this is just a pain in the ass at this point

Christopher Eccleston > David Tenant in every way, shape, and form.

...Is this a saying from across the pond, or is this guy just really really strange?

Okay, question for the Brits here... I just heard a British sportscaster on ESPN say "He has a left foot that you could open a can of tomato soup with." Is this a saying from across the pond

WORLD CUP HELL YES